- Person: Omg my 5 homosexuals<#3333333
- Person: Ew you ship larry? That's disgusting and you're deluded. Louis is sTRATEEE
- Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
- Me: uh can i get a bag too please?
- Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
- Me: thank you i think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
- Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
- Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
I want the queen to say “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favour” then lock everyone in the arena
i just find it hilarious that the world’s largest group of non-athletic people are so invested in the olympics
i don’t feel like being american right now why wasn’t i born in england