hi welcome to my blog try not to slip in all the gay. #bravery

roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

sexponents:

1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

mrlourrys:

In which one can literally SEE their thirst

meladoodle:

NO i do NOT have time for this i am a very BUSY MAN *hangs up phone**continues jerking off*

i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

• Sins

Things that I don’t write:

• Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

• Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

• A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

• This Place

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

payne-bemylove:

sup-ellee:

undaring:

if you look at me like this we’re having sex right there

shit

ROY

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

niall + food